This is a tricky one, but it’s a car I’m about certain everyone reading this is familiar with, so don’t worry about it being a Jowett Jupiter or something like that. You know this car. And, this next image may have the clues you need to identify it:Look at the details! The body shape may be tricky, because it seems a lot of misfortune has befallen the car, and it wears that misfortune pretty much everywhere. Maybe this next picture will help: You know what? I don’t think it will. That’s not helpful. At all. In fact, it’s mostly sticks. Let’s look at another one:
Yeah, that’s not much better, really. I think those first two images are your best bet. There’s just enough there to figure it out. Should I give a clue? Hmm. I’m not really sure I should. It’s tempting, because I love thinking up clues, but you kooks are just too good at this stuff. I bet it’ll be solved in less than an hour. Tell you what – I’ll reveal the answer and the results of the survey in tomorrow’s Cold Start. I guess you can discuss amongst yourselves in the comments, too. Also, if this is your car, you should really come get it back, because it may have been vandalized. Okay, feeling ready? Scrutinized the images? Squinted? Measured? Good. Tell me what your guess is:
Okay! Can’t wait to see how you did! Tomorrow morning’s Cold Start will reveal the breakdown of all the responses, so stay tuned!
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